[mom ridiculing me in front of new GF] "Luke was afraid to go into family changing rooms until 22 because he thought he'd get a new family"

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father Luke: really? Darth Vader: yeah. Why? Luke: you have the voice of a heavyset black guy is all

"Luke, I have no idea who your father is." #AlternateUniverseFilms

Plot twist: "Luke, I am your Mother." - Yoda