Twitter is awesome. You can have a boyfriend right in your phone. Available at all times. Unless his wife's around.

Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.

Girlfriend gone and no Internet. Just jerked off to Halo menu screen music.

It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states.