An oldie I heard in elementary school Little Johnny has just started kindergarten and doesn't know the alphabet. As things usually happen, the teacher asks Johnny to recite the alphabet. He tells her that he does not know the alphabet, so she tells him to go home and ask his parents to help him learn it. After school, he runs up the driveway and into the kitchen, where his mom is on the phone with a friend. As he runs in, he yells out ""MOM, WHAT'S THE ALPHABET?"" Being the wonderful mother that…

A teacher tells her class to learn the first five letters of the alphabet A teacher gave her kindergarten class to go home and learn the first five letters of the alphabet so Kyle goes home and asks his mom who is on the phone, what is the first letter of the Alphabet? she says Shut Up! he then goes to his sister who is playing guitar and asks what is the second letter of the alphabet? and she is singing Oh Yeah Baby! Yeah! he proceeds to go into his brothers room who is watching Football and as…

One day an elderly Chinese grandfather gets a phone call from his son ""Come quick, I'm about to be a dad!"" says the son. So the grandfather rushes down to the hospital to see his daughter-in-law going into labour. ""It's twins!"" says the son excitedly. After many moments of screaming and pushing, the son is holding a beautiful Chinese boy. ""What a handsome boy!"" says the son proudly. The father can't help but agree as he admires his first grandchild. The wife prepares to deliver the second …

I used to be a telemarketer I phone up one of my usual numbers and a little boy answers the phone. "Are you parents home, young man?" I ask. I hear him drop the phone and burst into tears. I wait a few seconds until someone pick up the phone. An elderly voice at the end of the line barks back at me: "For the last time, this is an orphanage. PLEASE stop calling."