😄 Your Google Self-Driving car should be taken away if you don't let your dog sit in the driver's seat...

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Your Google Self-Driving car should be taken away if you don't let your dog sit in the driver's seat while you hold a map riding shotgun.

#Google #Animals #Driving

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Texting while driving: Bad. Wrestling a shark while driving: STILL LEGAL! WOOHOOO!!!

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