Student: I want a bunny, but my dad says bunnies just die. Me: So? You're going to die, and he had you.#School#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Dad, why did Jesus have to die on the cross?" "He didn't do his 1st grade homework."#School#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you call & I don't answer, I'm not dead, I'm napping. - Things I have to say to my mom#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If my dad were alive today he would say, "Mark stop telling people I'm dead"#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I could really LMAO, I could get into these jeans my mom has saved for me since high school.#School#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp