Apparently, "he's an army officer" isn't the correct response to "who's your daddy".

The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. And you said id never amount to anything

Good cop: license and registration please Perp: I'm sorry was I speeding Dad Cop: hi sorry was I speeding, I'm dad.

GOOD COP: Tell us what you know BAD COP: Or we'll turn up the heat DAD COP: DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT DAMN THERMOSTAT