😄 "But... I can fix us!" the rocket scientist sobbed, as his wife picked up her suitcase. "Jim," she w...

"But... I can fix us!" the rocket scientist sobbed, as his wife picked up her suitcase. "Jim," she whispered. "This isn't rocket science."

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