*goes to the gym* *takes a selfie & posts it on Facebook for the wife to see* *hurries to the bar*#Facebook#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A fun thing to do is comment "that ain't the girl you were with at the bar the other night" on all my married friends Facebook family photos#Facebook#Marriage#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.#Facebook#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Can I have some of your candy? 3-year-old: Can I have some of your beer? Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: Deal. Wife: NO!#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Playing hard to get huh?" I say as I flip through your wedding photos on facebook.#Facebook#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp