Great Russian joke Four mothers; German, Italian, French, and Russian are in a maternity ward ready to pick up their babies. It just so happens, the nurse doesn't know which baby is which. So the Italian mother walks up to a crib and takes out a slice of pizza. One of the babies moves its hands forward. ""That's mine"" says the Italian mother and picks it up. Next, the German mother walks up and says ""Heil Hitler."" Immediately, one of the babies makes a Nazi salute and the German mother picks …

The Daddest Jokes of Them All In Which Dad Tries His Hand At Humor -------------------------------------------- 1.Q Why did dad celebrate his new girlfriend's birthday for only thirty seconds? 1.A Because it was her 32^nd birthday! 2.Q ""Why is leather armor the best?"", asks Dad 2.A Because it's literally made of hide! 3.Q Dad wants to know why he should buy a SmartLamp^tm 3.A Obviously because the other ones aren't as bright! 4.Q Dad's girlfriend: ""I pushed the stool under the sink so you wou…

Who wasn't my wife A famous Inspirational speaker said: ""Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife."" Audience was in shock nd silence. He added: ""She was my mother"" A big round of applause & laughter A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: ""Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"" Standing for a moment, trying to recall the 2nd line of that speaker B…

How to keep wife And Husband happy How to keep wife happy . . . .! It's really not difficult to make a wife happy. A husband only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a man 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a charmer 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a bug exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. Very clean 24. Sy…