My mom read Tolstoy at 12. She has a great career. She knows the capital of every country. She just asked me to put internet in her Facebook

Please Turn Off The Computer Dad's writes on son's facebook wall: Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

Dad writes on son's Facebook wall: Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!

As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"