My mom's favorite internet game is "Log me into the Facebook. Is this the Facebook? Is that your brother? Why is he drinking upside down?"

My mom read Tolstoy at 12. She has a great career. She knows the capital of every country. She just asked me to put internet in her Facebook

Dad writes on son's Facebook wall: Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!

As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"