Guarantees in life: 1) death 2) taxes 3) me pulling the handle of your car door at the same moment you try to unlock it#Money#Driving#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month.#Glenn#Money#Holiday#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Three things that are certain in life~ 1) Death 2) Paying taxes 3) Somewhere a woman is pissed at a man ....#Money#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I die, I want my decaying carcass to be loaded into a giant slingshot and flung into a rich kids bouncy castle.#Money#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp