I don't care what the FBI says, America's most wanted still sounds like an honor.

It's not called "Laura the Explorer" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI.

If the FBI want to get into an iPhone w/o users permission, they should ask someone who's done it before, like U2

If the stick figure people started committing more crimes... I could be a legendary sketch artist for the FBI.