Bella is the most misunderstood girl in fiction. She games Edward for immortality, starts a vampire war&secures a wolf servant for her baby.

BABY COW: [points at human] What's that? OLDER COW: That is a milk dracula

Hi, I'd like to order a baby "Excuse me?" It says here you deliver babies? "Sir this is a hospital" [vampire quickly hangs up phone]

How do you kill a vampire baby? Stake and shake