[playing limbo at Gary's house] GARY: how low can you go? *i sleep with Gary's wife* GARY: wow, that is pretty low

Gary Smith is employed at a small factory of a huge multinational corporation in the small town of Sandberg near LA. One day, the CEO decides to visit Gary's factory. Huge preparations are made to properly welcome the CEO. At one point, the CEO asks the following question. 'Hey, but where is Gary Smith?' Everyone is taken by surprise, but they quickly go get Gary from the production lines of the factory. 'Hey Gary, good to see you,' says the CEO. 'Look, tonight there's this party at the hotel in…

"Pika pika pika!" [translated] "I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."

Whenever someone says they don't like the Beatles, I'm like "Whatever, Gary." (their name isn't necessarily Gary; that's just an example)