wife: dont say anythin stupid on the way out me: i wont [shakes priest's hand after lovely wedding ceremony] me: so are you god's boyfriend?

Haven't heard from my boyfriend in 3 days. Trying to start a prayer chain. He blocked me after I set up a wedding website so please RT.

A poor young man needs to pay the pastor. After dating a young lady for quite some time, a poor young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the big day arrives. On the day of the wedding, the young man has yet to pay the pastor for performing the ceremony. The service proceeds as planned and the vows are exchanged. It is now time for the groom to kiss his bride. The pastor sees this as the perfect opportunity to ask to be paid. He pulls the you…

A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him so he comes home early from work one day... His wife meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. ""Where is he?"" he demands. ""Where's the guy who's been sleeping with you?"" ""I don't know what you're talking about, dear,"" she answers, so the guy tears the house apart looking for him. Finally, he's on the second floor in the kitchen, he looks out the window and sees a guy sitting in a Volkswagen. ""That's him,"" the guy thinks. ""That's the…