I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window...

How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?

Listening to my coworker cry about her gag reflex not being able to swallow her allergy pills.. All I keep thinking is: Her poor boyfriend..

Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*