I just want to make enough money to live in a neighborhood where Starbucks doesn't lock their bathrooms

If you're in Los Angeles and lost your wallet near the Starbucks on Melrose I found your wallet but not the $58 inside it.

If you don't believe that full human cloning is occurring... ...just look at each middle-aged female driver of every Range Rover that drives passed you on the road. Her name is Terrible Rich Identical Succubus Harlot, or ""T.R.I.S.H."" TRISH was the first successful prototype and there are many copies of her everywhere. She will be the only one in the car, appear very well-rested, hair, nails, and makeup always perfectly done, completely carefree, wearing gold jewelry, a 5+ carat diamond ring, a…

I heard Starbucks is trying to hire a lot more refugees Those poor art majors are going to suffer, then