Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER.

Fun Fact: The average 3-year-old boy can stick 11 kernels of corn up his nose before he needs a trip to the ER.

*driving my date to the ER* I told you my possum doesn't like direct eye contact. This one is on you.

I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite & it's straight to the ER for me.