Hello this is ur pilot speaking We almost began our descent but my copilot said "turn down for what" so looks like we r rerouting to Cancun

You have to spell a word to get into heaven. A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her ""Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."" When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, ""This is such a wonderful …

O.J Simpson trial The first day of O. J's trial he showed up wearing a big straw hat, a Tommy Bahama shirt, swim trunks, and flip flops. Johnny Cochran asks him why the hell are you wearing that? O. J. says you said I was going to Cancun Cochran replies I said you're going to the can, coon

Lazy vultures Two lazy vultures had procrastinated on flying south for the winter until the first frost hit, then they got worried. "We better catch an airplane to Mexico, lets go to the airport!" So they take off down the road, and as luck would have it, they come across two dead road-killed opossums, that had started to get nice and smelly, just like vultures like them. "What luck, we better take these with us, I heard the airlines don't offer meals on the flight anymore." So they each gr…