Lazy vultures Two lazy vultures had procrastinated on flying south for the winter until the first frost hit, then they got worried. "We better catch an airplane to Mexico, lets go to the airport!" So they take off down the road, and as luck would have it, they come across two dead road-killed opossums, that had started to get nice and smelly, just like vultures like them. "What luck, we better take these with us, I heard the airlines don't offer meals on the flight anymore." So they each gr…

I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content

Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.

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