Want to send a 4-year-old boy into a blind rage? Repeatedly tell him he's wrong and you are positive their names are "Batman and Robert".

don't hate robert altman's 1992 satirical comedy "the player" hate david fincher's 1997 psychological thriller "the game"

[At a San Francisco Dance Club] *Grinds cute girl in a mini-skirt* Hey baby, what's your name? "Robert"

"Remember Robert from work?" Yeah..he was a douche. "He died." WHAT?!? OMG..He was such a nice guy!