Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

I wanted to report the police for damaging my luggage while searching my car But the case got thrown out of court

Former police officers are offering their services to appear in court for you. It's a form of copper recycling.

What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely