Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty

Officer there's nothing in my trun.. [hundreds of dead tamagotchis fall out. The younger cop vomits]

My attorney's sole responsibility after I die will be to unfriend people that post anything about angels on my wall.