Me: "This new flavour of Pringles is horrible." Wife: "You're eating a tube of tennis balls."

To the woman that told her husband to "bite my ballsack" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life.

""Oh my god,"" said my wife, smiling, ""our boy's...kicking."" I said, ""Yes, that's generally how football works.""

Why do tennis players never get married? Because Love means nothing to them.