New Year's Eve is just a myth created by the government to sell you more years

On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush so they know what we're going through with this election.

I can't wait for thanksgiving. It's an election year so that means there will be at least 4 fist fights and someone's getting disowned.

Trump's statement regarding China Trump: ""In little over a week when I take office, China will fall into a slump. Factories will shut down, shops will close, stock markets will not trade, and government will grind to a halt.The wealthy will flee overseas with their families, citizens desperately trade their currency for food, doors all across the country will be plastered with red notices and the empty streets will reek of lingering gunpowder. The people, with nothing to do will turn to day-lon…