"So kids, I was married to your mom & I met this girl on Twitter, we started DMing and one thing led to another" -How I Met Your Stepmother

While Twitter is the slutty wife we all share, Facebook has become the humorless mother-in-law we all endure.

"My husband's a talented voice actor & his brother's a makeup artist but nah this old lady is a different person" -the mom in Mrs. Doubtfire

Your mother and I want you to know that we love you very much, so that's why we're getting a divorce and marrying you instead.