[date] Clark Kent: I propose a toast *they take their glasses off the table* Lois Lane: omg it's Supertable!

[if Lois Lane was a witness] Criminal: *puts on glasses* Lois Lane: I'm sorry, I've never seen this man before.

Clark Kent: *sits glasses on counter* Lois Lane: Who are you and where did the new countertop come from?

Lois Lane would probably be terrible at picking out the right suspect in a Police lineup.