If you encounter a bear in the wilderness, sing a Coldplay song. You'll die, but the bear will suffer too.

I left my chamomile tea steeping for too long and it turned into the new Coldplay album.

Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying

Being a parent means enthusiastically clapping for a lot of mediocre stuff. It's like being a Coldplay fan.