LINCOLN: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. TWITTER: No.#Twitter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.#Twitter#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter is kinda like my diary except I don't use a glitter gel pen or tell you guys how much I miss Josh.#Miss Josh#Twitter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp