If you are going to Taco Bell for a diet, you have a bigger problem than your weight.

Do you like Taco Bell? Then you'll LOVE real food!

I think more research needs to be done on the tube inside your body that carries Taco Bell food directly from your mouth to your butthole.

I got tired of smelling soggy tacos, so I quit working at Taco Bell. Also, the food smells like shit.