"Did you bring your LIST?" -Everyone who sees Craig at the supermarket, probably#Craig#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"This is where we separate the men from the boys."- Craig, JC Penny manager, organizing the layout of the store.#Craig#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
good news Craig, we got your murder charge bumped down to theft. just tell us why you stole that dude's blood/bones#Craig#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Craigslist is useful until you need a list of people named Craig.#Craig#Craigslist#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Movie pitch: There's this guy named Craig that makes a list of Jews he can save from Naz... what?#Craig#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp