Hey Jude. I ran out of advice, so I'm just going to go nah nah nah nah for the next nine minutes.

The best part of Hey Jude is when The Beatles realise the lyrics are terrible and think 5 minutes of na-na-na will distract us, and it does.

What's Hitler's least favorite Beatles song? Hey Jude

3 nuns decided that well.... they did not want to be nuns anymore. One day 3 nuns got together and the 1st nun says ""Man it sure is boring being a nun. I think I'm going to leave the convent."" Both of the other nuns agree and they go to the head nun(sister jude) to let her know that they did not want to be nuns anymore. The 1st nun says,"" Sister Jude I wish to not be a nun anymore."" Then sister jude says, ""Ok, go commit a mortal sin and then talk to me.'"" After an hour the nun comes back t…