Leave it to the idiot hippys to adopt a "holiday" on Hitler's Birthday. Merica.

What was Hitler's preferred breast size? Not C's. And off to hell I go.

Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section.

Hey Jude. I ran out of advice, so I'm just going to go nah nah nah nah for the next nine minutes.