I live 30 feet from my mother-in-law, Hell holds no surprises.#Religion#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name But Imma call you "Hal" for short, 'k, Chief?#Hal#Religion#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Fully clothed mom just waded into the pool to grab her devil spawn child that was ignoring her. She's my new favorite.#Religion#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest replied, "I know. I saw your tweet!"#Religion#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mom said angels are watching over me I'm just afraid they're taking notes to make sure I go to hell.#Religion#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp