I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry.

[Glass slipper fits on ugly girl with same shoe size as Cinderella] Prince Charming: Um... well. Tell ya what, I'm gonna keep on looking.

How to make a Disney Pixar film: 1. Take something that doesn't talk 2. Make it talk

Disney couldn't handle my awesome script. Kylo Ren was Rey's father. Finn was her brother. Chewbacca was her cousin twice removed.