A one-way trip to Mars NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn't return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. ""A million dollars,"" he answered, ""because I want to donate it to M.I.T."" The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for $2 million. ""I want to give a million to my family,"" he explained, ""and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research…

An indian engineer can't find a job... An indian engineer moves to the U.S and can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100 A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: ""I have lost my sense of taste"" Indian: ""Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"" Lawyer: ""Ugh..this is kerosene"" Indian: ""Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $2…

Engineering in Hell Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; ""It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."" ""Yeah,"" Satan replies. ""All the more for me!"" God replies, ""You better send them up here immediately."" Satan says, ""No way. I'm keeping them."" God says, ""Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."" Satan laughs uproariously, ""Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?""

The Oldest Profession A lawyer, engineer and physician are debating the oldest profession over drinks. ""Medicine is the oldest,"" declared the doctor, ""because in Genesis God surgically removed Adam's rib to create Eve."" ""That's true,"" agreed the Engineer sitting down her beer, ""but even earlier God created the universe out if chaos, and that's engineering."" ""And who"" asked the lawyer, casually knocking over the engineers drink, ""do you think created all the chaos?""