Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?

A British fellow just doesn't understand why people like cricket. He tries, he tries so hard. He knows it's his national sport. He also doesn't care much for football and rugby, and always feels left out at the pub. Then one day, he comes in early for a pint, and there's this strange game on the screen. ""What's that game up there, Albert?"" Albert looks baffled, ""why, that's baseball mate!"" He'd never seen a baseball game before. He's enchanted. He loves the geometry of the field, the green g…

Back around 1800... A very patriotic American goes to visit England. The locals listen to his accent and determine he's from America. At hotel where he's staying, there's only one outhouse to use, and the locals hang up a portrait of George Washington on the inside, thinking he would be offended. However, they watch as he goes in, and then comes out laughing. When they ask him why he's laughing, and he says: ""Figures that George Washington can scare the shit out of any Englishman faster than an…

Why is it ""canceled"" in America, but ""cancelled"" in England? Because we gave them that L in 1776.