Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?

So I did not realize, in England, the word ""trump"" is slang for a particularly loud fart. ... Just like in America.

In England violent sports fans are called hooligans. What are they called in America? Americans.

Hey England, Happy Fourh of July!!! Britain: ""What happened to the T?"" America: ""We threw it in the Harbor!""