Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?

Why is it ""canceled"" in America, but ""cancelled"" in England? Because we gave them that L in 1776.

So I did not realize, in England, the word ""trump"" is slang for a particularly loud fart. ... Just like in America.

In England violent sports fans are called hooligans. What are they called in America? Americans.