Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?

Why is it ""canceled"" in America, but ""cancelled"" in England? Because we gave them that L in 1776.

In England violent sports fans are called hooligans. What are they called in America? Americans.

Hey England, Happy Fourh of July!!! Britain: ""What happened to the T?"" America: ""We threw it in the Harbor!""