Whenever someone says they don't like the Beatles, I'm like "Whatever, Gary." (their name isn't necessarily Gary; that's just an example)

The Beatles were so full of shit. They only used that yellow submarine residence for tax purposes.

The best part of Hey Jude is when The Beatles realise the lyrics are terrible and think 5 minutes of na-na-na will distract us, and it does.

One advantage The Monkees had over The Beatles was the opposable thumb