[Security breach at Wayne manor] BRUCE: *brooding darkly* ALFRED: The back door is literally just a waterfall#Alfred#Wayne Manor Bruce#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just met John & Jane Doe and their lovely children Play, Tornay, Potay and Alfred.#And#Doe#Alfred#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?#Alfred#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's too bad Batman's real name wasn't Bruce Bates, then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time.#Bruce Bates#Alfred#Master Bates#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*batman voice* Alfred, my bat-wang is stuck in my bat-zipper. Bat-help.#Alfred#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp