She wears short skirts I eat pizza She's cheer captain And I'm still eating pizza#Captain#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sure, I'll cook dinner. How milky do you like your Captain Crunch?#Captain#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Q: What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship? A: Let's get on the ship, men!#Captain#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship? Let's get on the ship, men!#Captain#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp