Sure, I'll cook dinner. How milky do you like your Captain Crunch?

She wears short skirts I eat pizza She's cheer captain And I'm still eating pizza

Q: What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship? A: Let's get on the ship, men!

[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.