I think the San Francisco 49ers should embrace their region's history and name their cheerleaders the Gold Diggers

*runs into san francisco restaurant* THE KALE WASN'T LOCALLY SOURCED *sound of 100s of ubers smashing into each other outside restaurant*

1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything from anywhere 2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco

My brother's so homophobic that if he dropped his keys in San Francisco he'd kick them to Oakland before bending over to pick them up.