"Shake what your mama gave ya." "You want me to shake a $25 Macy's gift card?"#Macys#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Never go shopping on an empty stomach, I just went to Macy's before dinner and ate 7 turtle necks#Macys#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So Jared Fogle was actually reported to have been spotted at a local Macy's. He heard Boys pant were half off.#Jared Fogle#Macys#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's? He heard boys' pants were half off.#Michael Jackson#Macys#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ""Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!""#Macys#Ymca#Blonde#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp