Ymca Jokes

I bet the "YMCA" dance is harder to do in different languages.

I bet it's crazy hard to do the YMCA dance in Chinese...

4 queers walk into a biker bar..... One was an Indian One was a construction worker One was a cop and the Other was a Cowboy. Biker Says: ""is the YMCA closed?""

I bet the YMCA dance is allot harder to do in Chinese.

I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ""Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!""

I walked past a boy sitting on the steps of the local YMCA stroking a large, white feather. I said "Young man, there's no need to feel down"

My friend told me he felt sad because he didn't know the lyrics to ""YMCA"". I said ""Young man

Your Mama's so stupid when we drove past the YMCA she said "Hey look, they spelled macy's wrong!" 3920. Your Mama's so stupid she jumped off a building in attempt to fly because she thought her maxi pad had wings! 3921. Your Mama's so stupid the worst six years of her life were grade three! 3922. Your Mama's so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants!

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"