Helpful tips for a safe eclipse viewing experience Found this on Twitter shared by someone who found it on Facebook as a screenshot of text. Those aren’t allowed here so, I've retyped the text. Credit to whoever came up with it: **Helpful tips for a safe eclipse viewing experience:** * The people of Tennessee may have the best view but will also be the first to be sacrificed. * Animals may behave strangely. If your dog speaks like a man heed its dire warning. * Don't trust the squirrel with th…

Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing

"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog

[holding my aunts stupid idiot baby] what sound does a cow make "moo!" good now a dog "woof woof!" 2 for 2. now...WHERES THAT MISSING PLANE