Reports are now emerging from Russia that Putin rode the meteorite while shirtless, steering it away from a box of kittens.

Putin: I have returned Russia to its glory days, once again we have launched a dog into space Reporter: when will it return Putin: WHat

Only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map... Putin is fixing the issue by just calling it all "Russia".

Slightly more modern Russian joke Putin is visiting a big factory for a photo op, and he decides to get the opinions of the common man. He walks up to one of the line workers and says, ""My friend, I hear alcoholism is a big problem in Russia. Tell me, do you think you could still do your job if you drank a bottle of vodka in the morning?"" The worker thinks and says, ""Well... I suppose so."" Putin frowns because that wasn't the answer he was expecting, but presses on: ""Do you think you could …